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1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
I'm only here for the Danny. (yes indeed. I'm that good)

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Out of the strong came Danny! (am I the creature from the Black Lagoon now...?)

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Designed for Danny, Engineered to last. (teehee, very true)

4. How would you answer a booty call?
I wish I were a Danny weiner! ( Seriously.)

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Obey your Danny. (I'm rather the dominant one, aren't I?)

6. To someone you dislike?
Tastes great, Less Danny. (Okay)

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
You'll never put a better bit of Danny on your knife! (don't shank meeeee!)

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
When you've got Danny, flaunt it. (lol)

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
Danny, and on, and on... (Not sure what that means)

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Yo Quiero Danny. (Hehehe)

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Splash Danny all over. (Just sounds wrong)

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Good, Honest Danny Since 1896.

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Can't do it in real life? Do it on Danny.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
A Day Without Danny is like a Day Without Sunshine. (awww, that was cute)

15. Your last words before you die...
The non-sticky sticky Danny.

16. Your message to a special someone...
You'll look a little lovlier each day with fabulous pink Danny.

17. Title of this post will be...
Do you, uh, Danny?